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Submitted by: JKIf you have a child or know a child that wants one of these toys for Christmas then they probably have some issues because these are the weirdest toys I have ever seen.
This ugly looking thing is actually a concept toy. Yes, some company, Stuart Karten Design, thinks that this toy is a good idea! It is an Epidermits Interactive Pet. An interactive PET!?!?! Kids are suppose to want to have this ugly thing as a pet?!?!?! Besides it beingheadless and REALLY ugly listen to the idea behind the toy . . .
Making toilet training fun and approachable is an admirable goal, but this seems like a good way for your child to develop an unnatural affection toward their own waste products. At a bare minimum, the sympathetic "Why me?" faces on the waste products will make flushing the toilet a psychologically jarring event.
Uh, oh, Snoop Dogg is in the playhouse and playtime will never be the same. That's right, dawg -- The musical maniac who brought us such sensations as "Doggystyle" and "Paid the Cost to Be The Boss" has been turned into a toy. Imagine, now Barbie can ditch Ken and but a move.
This is a practice stripper poll, that was yanked from toy store shelves in the U.K. last year when some fussy killjoys questioned whether it was a good idea to market stripper poles toward children.
Bamz Interactive insoles that you put inside your shoe and talk when you walk. You can program whatever messages you like.
Gelli Baff bath product. One pack of bath powder turns the water into very thick goo, the other pack turns it back into water. GROSS!
Stories about dolls that have to go undercover as cats to bust up feline organized-crime syndicates is one of those quirky Japanese things that Western culture hasn't appropriated yet. Yet.
And, just as we sometimes adopt and misunderstand certain features of Japanese culture, so, too, do the Japanese sometimes misunderstand ours.
When designing finger puppets, it's critical to only portray them from the waist up, because as soon as you put legs on them it looks like you're giving your diminutive new friend one hell of a ride. The dazed expression on this particular example only adds to the effect.
There's something for everyone with the Dick Cheney doll. Supporters will see it as a symbol of his sure-handed gun expertise, and detractors will consider it a symbol of him as a trigger-happy chicken hawk. What could be merrier? (The same company, Hero Builders, has also made a custom Tim Russert doll.)
Aside from the ubiquitous LEGO, there's dozens of different building block systems marketed throughout the world. However, none of them are as sexually frustrating as Cock Bloc Super. *Note* that they have now changed it to "Clock Bloc Super".
Japanese Remote Control Gorilla is Arguably the Ugliest Toy Ever Manufactured
Animal, from the Muppets, looks in pain with this pole stuck up his ass.
A very odd combination of Batman and My Little Pony.
Kermit the frog meets Disco Stu.
We mean, how can anyone argue with the hard, cold facts presented in this set. Thanks to this toy, anyone can see with their own eyes how mankind evolved from slimy fish-man to ape man, to homo-erectus, to homo-sapien.
There she stands -- ratty bathrobe, checked pajama bottoms, headband, wild hair, and a fanatical look on her face. And she's surrounded by six cats that own her heart and soul.
Just stick your head into a school cafeteria and see for yourself. We don't care if you're twenty or eighty -- you'll swear you're looking at the same lunch lady who served you slop back when you were in grade school. It may be magic or perhaps genetics, but lunch ladies are simply stuck in a time warp.
Those culinary arch enemies -- Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu -- are finally facing off. On one side we have Mr. Bacon -- that happy-go-lucky slice of smoked meat with an "I dare you not to eat me," smirk on his face. On the other side there is Monsieur Tofu himself -- as healthy and nutritious as he is arrogant and self-righteous.
This toy should be at the top of every child's Christmas list.
Weird hybrid creature toys designed by Sang Won Sung are made from different parts from objects. Sang Won Sung pieces them together to create those bizzare toys.
The thing flying out of the toilet appears to be a plastic piece of poop, molded in the traditionally popular swirl-cone shape. Projectile excrement is a popular prank in Japan, and the workplace injuries that result are a major drain on the economy.
What better way to market your putter with a golden penis on the tip than with three cute cartoon animals? Just imagine Jack Nicholson coming at you, swinging one of these. Hell, now that we've written it, we're having a hard time thinking about anything else.
Not sure what's goin on here to be honest.
Nipples are the best way to turn her on.
Lately some Russian newspapers post photos of these strange Chinese dolls. The reason for the panic is that in Russian children toy stores have appeared strange Chinese dolls looking like a girl-doll but if fully undressed there can be something found that better would suit for a boy-doll. People demand to band those dolls from being sold on the territory of Russia and claim that it maybe done on purpose by some evil forces from outside of Russia in order to form a bad perception of female/male orientation from the early age.
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